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Guide to Pirate Parenting
Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall's
(c) 2008, Timothy P. Bete and Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall
Table of Contents
PART 1: Introduction
How I Met Cap’n Billy and Why You Should Raise Your Children to Be Pirates
PART 2: Cap’n Billy “The "Butcher”MacDougall ’s Guide to Pirate Parenting
Baby Pirates—Mapping Out Your Child’s Future
Belly Timber—Feeding Your Pirate
Sleeping Like a Seadog and Other Nocturnal Issues
Quelling Mutinies—Disciplining Your Pirate
Scurvy and Hook Injuries—Pirate Health and Safety
Your Pirate’s First Ship—How to Convert Your Minivan into a Pirate Schooner
As Your Pirate Gets Older (The Teen Years and Beyond)
Cap’n Billy’s 100%
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Cap’n Billy “The Butcher” MacDougall is so confident his advice will turn your child into a pirate, he guarantees results. If you follow the instructions in this book and your child does not become a pirate, Cap’n Billy will refund the full purchase price of this book.*
* This guarantee assumes you have applied the principles in this book with your child for a period of 18 years. It also assumes you can find Cap’n Billy and that he remembers the guarantee. To claim a refund, you must bring your child to Cap’n Billy and let him decide whether your child is really a pirate or not. Cap’n Billy reserves the right to make refunds in salt cod in lieu of cash, not that he plans to give any refunds.

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